all-girls spray can bomber crew @cans_élysées welcomes you
maison fondée 2024
every night a new dream and the canvas is free
our commitment is to exceptional service in the field of pro-bono public splishy-splashy, making every street in the french capital sparkle with only very finest of our own vain, petrodollar-supported, capitalist, white-assed, opinions — that’s the @cans_élysées guarantee.
Somebody Told Us to Crush the Patriarchy
but we aren't totally gay [ except eurydice, she is ] so it’s been a bit too much the whole thing so we write love letters on the sidewalks and lovingly on buildings when appropriate to heal the gender disinfo and spread the girls’ egos far and wide
Politically Woke in all The Right Ways — Whatever They May Be in The Moment
from inventive new pronouns to being seen at the correct protests to asking the baguette for consent before we spread it with beurre salé, the dirty foreigners at @cans_élysées aren’t afraid to mime the overreaching orthodoxy du moment that will do fuck-all for the very real social and economic issues of our times
Day-or-Night Services
have you found a piece of stone or other mineral/building material in your city lacking any trenchant and self-absorbed political , romantic, or pseudo-philosophical delusions painted on it by spoiled white women?
meet les girls
mademoiselle_valquère
HBIC
these are placeholder photos lol we are ugly irl
like our own leni riefenstahl but good
hannah_aren’t
founding member
just-hatched baby bomber born in paris and schooled in texas etc america like oh my god. trained as a furniture designer, mlle aren’t is finding her voice on the streets and magazines of paris.
a.d.l.
muse + moral center
what a burden for her — doesn’t sound like fun at all
eurydice
founding member
bresilienne bombshell eurydice channels her [un-bresilienne-like] rage and [very bresilienne] romantic frustrations into works in the medium of collage, digital pieces, mended neuronal pathways, and relentless seduction
call on the @cans_élysées girls for all your art-based needs
commissions? ideas? press inquiries? form to the right
